My Weekend in List Form

I am about to write something probably appalling: I kind of like Mondays. It's a fresh start, we're all energized from the weekend, good TV shows are on, we aren't sick of our coworkers yet! Plus, it seems that most everyone updates their blogs on Mondays. I love me some updated blogs.

Anyway, here is my weekend in list form:

1. Cats ate the leaves off my bamboo plant
2. Boyfriend lost his wallet*
3. Ate several million slices of extra sharp cheddar on (reduced-fat!) Ritz crackers
4. Read 18 pages of Sea of Shoes
5. Studied like a madwoman
6. Watched a ton of Seinfeld reruns

*We realized Saturday morning on our way out that Noah didn't have his wallet or keys. We find his keys in a drawer, where my cats had hidden them (I am not even kidding). We search all over my apartment. We search in the Fry's parking lot, where we had been the evening before. We finally ended up going to breakfast without it. I drove twenty minutes to breakfast and twenty minutes back. I pull into my parking spot at my apartment and see an ad on my windshield. I start railing against the fools that rudely put their tacky advertisements on other people's property. I am really ranting when Noah gets out of the car and starts laughing his head off. He shows me the "ad", and it is actually a business card with this on the back:

found a wallet don't
know if it was is yours call me

I probably laughed for half an hour at the "was" part.