Confessional Friday: fill-in-the-blanks edition

{linking up with Leslie}

{1} My worst fashion offense of all time has to be ...

walking around junior high like the poster child for Hot Topic. Camo bondage pants and mesh- yikes.

{2} The most embarrassing song on my iPod is probably ...

the entire Spice World album, but my embarrassment is mixed with pride.

{3} The last white lie I told was ...

probably for the right reasons.

{4} The celebrity I most wish would disappear is ...

any one of them actin' a-fool all the time.

{5} Sometimes, I wish ...

"being a grown-up" came with an instruction manual, or at least some Cliff Notes.

{6} My childhood crush was ...

Lance Bass from 'N Sync. That wasn't going to happen for a number of reasons...

{7} I've never turned down ...

a foot massage.

{8} The one thing that makes me a nervous wreck is ...

driving in traffic.

{9} I'd rather watch paint dry than...

watch any televised sports.

{10} Much like a train wreck, I can't turn away from ...

devouring massive Chipotle burritos, no matter how hard I try.

Happy Friday- xo.

Confession Session

My first confession is that I miss Pink Lou Lou's Friday Confession Sessions. Allie, don't even try to tell me that you have nothing to confess! ;)

Confession #2: I think Mad Men is too smart for me. I feel like I am constantly confused during that show. Part of this could be because I let a lot of time go by before renting the next season, but I think mostly it's just too smart for me. Which is obviously awful & embarrassing.

Confession #3: I am slowly turning into an old lady. Lately I've been so easily offended, and I find that my television has been taken over by wholesome family dramas, like Reba & 7th Heaven. Once I actually write a blog post about how there's too much sex & violence on TV, please consider intervening. Thanks.

Confession #4: I regularly sleep in until 11AM. Regularly, as in, several times per week. This is shameful because most people consider eleven to be midday. I am sure that all of you accomplish more by 11AM than I do all day. The second half of this confession is that I am okay with that, haha.

Confession #5: I have eaten a little bit of meat. Chicken, mostly. It wasn't as scary as I thought it would be. My grandparents are going to be ecstatic.

Happy Weekend!

Friday Confession Session

1. I have a disturbing amount of knowledge regarding my cats' preferences and behaviors. For instance, Jasper prefers to play with plastic baggies full of catnip as opposed to any real toys; and Nigel doesn't know how to play with humans (hint, Nigel: don't bite their thighs). Also, I sing popular songs to them, subbing their names in for most nouns. Here's a song I like to call "Little Nigels" (adapted from "Little Houses", the Weeds theme song):

And the Nigels in the houses
All went to the Nigel-versity,
Where they were put in Nigels
And they came out all the same,
And there's Nigels and Nigels,
And Nigel executives,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the Nige.

Any Beach Boys song will work, as well.

2. I am constantly "borrowing" magazines from the lobby of my office. I really do return them, but ain't nobody enjoying a three-week-old People.


3. I have written exactly one page of my thesis. You know, the one I need to graduate.


4. I'm addicted to online shopping! Recent purchases include: the Wonder Bar, eight textbooks, four DVD box sets, $80 worth of stationery, and a planner. Unfortunately, this does not mean that my in-store shopping has seen a decline.


5. I took a four-hour nap on Tuesday. And then followed that up with four hours of television. I am in a very cutthroat slothing competition, I'll have you know.


6. Chocolate fudge brownie ice cream. That is all.


Happy weekend, dears!