Dream Jobs

I'm attending a career fair on Friday and, while I'm looking for a position in finance, I can't help but fantasize about my other dream jobs...

{Kept Woman}

While some women's fairytales involve glass slippers and pumpkin carriages, mine involves an investment banker and expensive champagne. It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor one, you know...

 

{Etiquette Expert}

It would be a wonderful privilege to help make the world a more proper place. Also, I have grand ideas for the cover of my first best-selling book.

{Real Simple Editor}

While I adore Kristin Van Ogtrop, she's bound to leave her post eventually. 

{Big Cat Keeper}

Like a zoo keeper, but instead of hanging with the monkeys and zebras, I would spend all my time among the lions, tigers, and panthers {oh my!}.