Friday Confession Session

1. I have a disturbing amount of knowledge regarding my cats' preferences and behaviors. For instance, Jasper prefers to play with plastic baggies full of catnip as opposed to any real toys; and Nigel doesn't know how to play with humans (hint, Nigel: don't bite their thighs). Also, I sing popular songs to them, subbing their names in for most nouns. Here's a song I like to call "Little Nigels" (adapted from "Little Houses", the Weeds theme song):

And the Nigels in the houses
All went to the Nigel-versity,
Where they were put in Nigels
And they came out all the same,
And there's Nigels and Nigels,
And Nigel executives,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the Nige.

Any Beach Boys song will work, as well.

2. I am constantly "borrowing" magazines from the lobby of my office. I really do return them, but ain't nobody enjoying a three-week-old People.


3. I have written exactly one page of my thesis. You know, the one I need to graduate.


4. I'm addicted to online shopping! Recent purchases include: the Wonder Bar, eight textbooks, four DVD box sets, $80 worth of stationery, and a planner. Unfortunately, this does not mean that my in-store shopping has seen a decline.


5. I took a four-hour nap on Tuesday. And then followed that up with four hours of television. I am in a very cutthroat slothing competition, I'll have you know.


6. Chocolate fudge brownie ice cream. That is all.


Happy weekend, dears!